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Politically correct three little pigs spunk library. Once upon a more enlightened time internet archive. Once upon a time there was an old enchanter who taught magic and enchantment to the younger fairies. More politically correct bedtime stories addeddate 20160312 07. One pig built a house of straw, one a house of sticks, and one a house of dung, clay and creeper vines shaped into.
Politically correct bedtime stories 4 judged on its personal merits and not on its physical appearance, were deleted for space reasons. In a collection guaranteed to provoke both laughter and thought, 14 timeless fairy tales are revisited and reworked to become relevant fables for more modern times. A bedtime routine can help both parents and children make the daily activity of going to sleep a pleasant experience. Help your child fall asleep faster and sleep more peacefully.
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